I do
know that none of them grew up in my household. I don’t ever recall asking my
wife on any particular afternoon where the kids were, and have her say; “Oh, the
little darlings, they decided to spend their playtime out in the garden weeding
today.”
So I feel
very assured knowing that I am writing to people of kindred hearts when I too can say,
“BOY I HATE WEEDING!!”
You see,
to pull a weed is a risky proposition Grandma Marge; if you don’t get the whole root, it may
grow back. But if you spray it with an herbicide like Roundup you will kill it
to the root, and it will never grow back. By spraying them when they are little
you stop them from becoming big; and we all know big weeds make more little
weeds, which grow into big weeds that produce more little weeds and so on and
so on.
For
optimal success of this “Kleen knees and soil-free fingernails” approach to
weeding, a stroll through your landscaping should be taken every other week with
your trusty little sprayer filled with this amazing herbicidal elixir.
Oh, and
make sure you turn off the sprinkling system for a day. And I wouldn’t do this
in the vegetable garden.
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